Former Playboy Playmate Crystal Harris isn't taking off her clothes, but she is revealing almost everything about her sex life with America's oldest player. Hugh Hefner may be worth millions, but he only lasts seconds, according to the Playboy mogul's runaway bride. Hefner's former fiancee hits below the belt in a recent interview with Howard Stern. Although the 25-year-old appeared to be head over heels for the octogenarian, she basically skipped out on her nuptials days before their grandiose wedding. Now, she's adding insult to injury by critiquing his love-making prowess... or lack thereof. Hopefully, Hef doesn't still consider himself a Casanova. When asked about their sex life, the wannabe singer tells the shock jock, "[It lasted] like, two seconds. Then I was just over it. I was like, 'Ahh.' I was over it. I just, like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef. Sorry." Even more surprising was her revelation that she can count on one finger the number of times they've been intimate. Wondering what he looks like in all his glory? Well, Harris wouldn't know. She says: "He doesn't really take off his clothes. I've never seen Hef naked.'" In addition to leaving Hef at the altar, Harris showed no shame when she publicly partied it up in Vegas on the day originally slated for the weekend. It later came out that Harris has been carrying on with Dr. Phil McGraw's son Jordan for months. They were recently seen getting cozy over a few drinks at a local bar. Perhaps Harris had high expectations for the 85-year-old publisher. He's lucky he can still breathe on his own, let alone do anything else.