Friday, May 24, 2013
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Proving things can always get worse, former reality star Jon Gosselin is now taking hits below the belt. Apparently, size does matter, and good things don't come in small packages, at least in the d-bag dad's case. Two of the Octodad's former flames are speaking out about his manhood... or lack thereof. In a recent interview with Steppin' Out magazine, ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman says that Mr. Gosselin has some major shortcomings... and they're in his pants. And now Glassman's speaking publicly about his private parts. "He said, 'You know how subconscious [sic] I am of down there. I would tell him to his face, 'I don't think you would cheat on me because you're so small." In another interview she revealed, "I'm serious. This is true...3 inches, and anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It's very noticeable. It's so tiny, tiny, tiny!" Who knew Glassman was such a support system to Gosselin? To add insult to injury, another source is frankly spilling the beans on ex-wife Kate's gripes with Gosselin's equipment. According to Us Weekly, Kate branded her hubby's chubby "stubby," and even made jokes about it among friends and family. Not one to be left out, former fling Kate Major also contributed her two cents about the weenie's weenie telling Life & Style that she couldn't believe he's "cocky" because in the areas that count -- he's not. Talk about a blow to the old, er, ego. If Gosselin has an ounce of self respect, we'd definitely be surprised.