Anybody who's hoping singer George Michael plans on changing his evil ways has far too much faith in rehabilitation. After a recent interview with a UK tabloid, it's obvious the British bad boy isn't going to be a father figure to anyone in the near future. In fact, he's a trainwreck and has absolutely no problem admitting how completely off the rails he really is. Michael, who's been busted for drugs and compromising positions, says he smokes a mess of pot, to the tune of seven or eight joints a day. He also admits to bedding random strangers and getting his freak on in public parks. "The handful of times a year it's bloody warm enough, I'll do it. It's a much nicer place to get some quick and honest sex than standing in a bar, E'd off your tits shouting at somebody and hoping they want the same thing as you do in bed." Perhaps the most vulgar part of the interview was how he spoke about his famous friends who've tried to get him clean and sober. He went for the jugular when talking about reformed addict Elton John, saying, "Elton lives on that. He will not be happy until I bang on his door in the middle of the night saying, 'Please, please, help me, Elton. Take me to rehab.' It's not going to happen. Elton just needs to shut his mouth and get on with his own life." Looks like someone won't be getting a card in the mail this Christmas.