Having two ex-girlfriends and your ex-wife all make fun of your manhood -- or lack thereof -- in one week can be crushing. So it's only fair that Octodad Jon Gosselin would catch a break in one area of his pants, and that area would be his pockets. The fallen reality star finally got a little good news by settling his lawsuit with TLC. Although it looked like the 32-year-old was going to be held accountable -- financially speaking -- for all of the extracurricular work he did while breaching his contract with the network, it looks like the d-bag dad may have gotten off easy. TLC released the following statement, "TLC has reached a settlement with Jon Gosselin. The whole Gosselin family remain under contract with TLC." But don't expect to see Papa Gosselin return to the airwaves anytime soon -- he slaughtered that cash cow when he refused to let the network film his eight children, forcing them to pull the ratings goldmine from the air. According to MSNBC's The Scoop, one network insider says that although TLC will do a show with Gosselin's better half -- ex-wife Kate -- it will be minus Jon. And while there may be a special show featuring the little Gosselins, there are no plans to bring the original format back. If Gosselin plans on feeding his kids, he better start pounding the pavement and looking for a job... and not one in the entertainment industry.