Wednesday, May 22, 2013
With moving day right around the corner for Tila Tequila, the reality star took another step toward closing up shop. Tequila does nothing without fanfare, and her garage sale was no exception. The pint-sized preggo gave an exclusive play-by-play of the garage sale for the two people out there who are actually interested. Tequila sold off everything from her shoes to her clothes to her electronics, including a flat-screen television and microwave. Also likely sold was the actual footage of the garage sale to Radaronline, which likely brought in more profit than anything else. Tequila showed no seller's remorse as she happily told the camera about unloading her worldly possessions. Says Tequila, "We're at my garage sale, but somehow it turned into a meet-and-greet." As if the delusional diva would have it any other way... While Tequila collected the cash, she also took the opportunity to sign autographs. She raved about the fans who were there to get their own personal piece of Tequila, "The first batch of people, she just grabbed everything off the rack. She didn't even know what she was getting!" Of course Tequila had her own personal security team on hand, better known as the Los Angeles police and fire marshals, to supervise the garage sale and escorted shoppers in five by five. We're certain the fine taxpayers of Los Angeles would be happy to see how their dollars are being spent. Tequila promises that she's making a hasty retreat to the Lone Star state where she'll give birth to her fatherless child, "I've decided to finally take some time off and move - I'm moving back to Texas. I'm going to take care of my baby for a while there, without any distraction. I want a little peace to myself." We'll believe it when we see it... and by it we mean a baby, preferably one she hasn't bought with the proceeds of her garage sale.