Tammy Michaels Etheridge was hardly feeling any good vibrations when a shipment of sex toys meant for ex-wife and singer Melissa Etheridge mistakenly landed on her doorstep. The not-so-special delivery was the crushing blow that made her realize their longtime relationship was over. According to the former Popular actress, the singer suggested she should move out... but it was only because she was moving on. She's accusing Melissa of cheating on her with new lover Linda Wallem, the creator of the hit show Nurse Jackie. Tammy took to her blog -- as she always does -- to air her grievances ever so poetically. She writes, "she (Melissa) said it would help..i was convinced it would too and i trusted there was no one else..i didn't know there was someone moving in as i was moving out. a box of new toys... was delivered and her assistant brought... it to my rental house as a mistake... i opened it... and that's when i felt something was up... i called her... 'i have your new d * cks on my kitchen counter?'" Talk about a mouthful. It's obvious Tammy has no problem mincing words. Tammy went on to say that she's only implying that Melissa was involved with Linda -- not saying it. She adds, "i want to clarify without dealing with getting sued for SLANDER (and paying someone), which would include me saying that the two were involved while I was living there (it is still my house, by the way). and i haven't gone just that far yet." The good news for Melissa is that Tammy has supposedly met someone new, so hopefully the bitterness will subside, and she'll find another topic for her forum, one that doesn't involve sex toys and private parts on the kitchen counter.