It seems Chris Brown will never learn...unless it's a thing or two from Tracy Morgan about homophobia. The notorious law-dodger sweet-talked himself out of a parking ticket Wednesday and accused the paparazzi of alerting the officer to his illegally parked wheels. Before laying the smarmy charm on the cop, TMZ reports that Brown ranted, "Y'all n**gas is weak. Did you all call them to try and film me? Y'ALL N**GAS IS GAY." Grammar issues aside, the use of "gay" as an insult has landed the scandalized singer in hot water...again. Last year, Brown got called out on Twitter for calling ex-B2K member Raz B a "homo" and a "d**k in da booty ass lil boy." Gay rights group the Human Rights Campaign denounced the comments, saying, "He irresponsibly neglected to recognize the impact of his words and the unacceptable message that it sends to couple the word 'gay' with negative actions." Cue the half-assed apology. "I have total respect for Gay community and my intention was not to insult anyone in it," Brown tweeted to his followers later in the day.

Another tweet that Brown recently sent to his followers is one that was meant for a certain follower's eyes only. Brown pulled a Weiner after sending a photo of himself, allegedly au naturel, in a private message to none other than Rihanna, then followed up with a message confirming she got the picture - to his entire group of followers. Whoops. Remember, Chris: The Internet is "Forever."