Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Add this moniker to the ever-growing roster of bad celebrity baby names. TMZ reports that not only have reality couple Shayne Lamas and Nik Richie named their yet-to-be-born offspring, but they've also already sought representation for him or her. TMZ got a hold of a contract from Z Group - as in the Z-list on which the fetus's parents reside - a talent agency that wishes to represent the baby. On the documents, the child is listed as "Press Lamas-Richie," as in, what his or her parents love most. So if little Press enters the entertainment industry, as a writer, performer, musician, etc., Shayne and Nik would get 15 percent of the tot's earnings. We can't figure out which is worse - the name or the fact that the kid hasn't even been born, yet is still destined to fill the coffers of his or her parents.