Friday, May 24, 2013
Audrina Patridge's mom apparently has a new way to cheer her daughter on: Gimme an F bomb! Patridge might have taken her elimination from Dancing with the Stars lightly, but the same can't be said about her mom who swore on her daughter's life... literally. Patridge's mother Lynn proved she's her daughter's biggest cheerleader when she went on a drunken rampage outside of a Los Angeles hotspot. And it just wouldn't be Hollywood unless a handful of paparazzi were on hand to catch the tender-less moment. It immediately became obvious that the 25-year-old's mom didn't know when to say when after she let loose on an obscenity-laced tirade. While puffing on a cigarette, she told Hollwyoodtv.com, "When one door closes, another one opens. Audrina is going to f---ing rise. She's got class. You know why? She's a Polish, Catholic, f---ing full-on Italian. Not only that, she was raised right. And I don't give a s--t. It's all American." In addition to showing some extremely colorful language, Lynn also took the opportunity to reveal her catty side by taking swipes at her daughter's former Hills castmates, including Lauren Conrad. Both Audrina and Lauren are set to debut new reality shows in the near future. Lynn continued, "We're going to f---ing smoke, especially Lauren Conrad's pissy a-- little fashion s---. That bitch wants to bring it on? Let's go!" Lynn explained her bold attitude on the three glasses of wine she had consumed, yet she seemed quite at home smoking like a chimney and swearing like a sailor. During her five-minute rant, she also drove home the point that Audrina has plenty of class, proving the apple really does fall far from the tree in this case. Says Lynn, "I've had it. I've been a celebrity mom eight years through this Hills bulls--t, but Audrina's going to the next level, baby. F---ing Hills girls -- Hills tramps! My baby's a star! She's the only one that has some class and I don't give a f--- about it." Lynn didn't let the opportunity to bash the paps slip by either. She told the photogs her daughter would "be so pissed I'm talking to you idiots." As Lynn would say, you bet your f^&*( a$#. In case you didn't get enough of Lynn and her guttermouth, she'll be featured on Audrina's upcoming E! reality show. Hopefully, the network will have their censors working overtime.