Oh, Lord! Scott Disick couldn't just pick up a snow globe or other typical souvenir on a recent visit to London. In last week's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the new dad visited England with Kim and Rob Kardashian, Kanye West and Jonathan Cheban, and he decided to participate in an authentic knighting ceremony after purchasing a title via the Internet. "Whether it's Sir Disick, Lord Disick, Count Disick - becoming royal is going to get me the respect I deserve," Disick said. However, his efforts to be less of a commoner backfired, particularly with those closest to him. Kim Kardashian said, "Is this a joke? He is so delusional and full of himself." After going so far as to avoid the unwashed masses at a nightclub, the jig was up at home. His pregnant girlfriend, Kourtney, wasn't hearing it. "It's clear I was a lord in London, but it's clear I'm not royalty in my own house!" Disick said back in L.A.