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Create Your Own 50 Shades of Grey: Here's How
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"Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it. Sticks and stones may break my bones. But chains and whips excite me." - Rihanna,"S&M"
The past year has been a sexual awakening of sorts for women from all walks of life -- from Holly Homemaker to Patricia Professional. Women who once recoiled from the mere notion of intercourse have turned into naughty nymphs starving for sex. And it's no big secret what's behind the monumental movement.
It's "the book," better known as 50 Shades of Grey, that's on the tip of every woman's tongue. Responsible for the birth of "mommy porn," 50 Shades has sold more than 20 million copies and continues to dominate the New York Times bestsellers list after 22 weeks. There's no denying that 50 Shades has the secret sauce that women have subconsciously been craving all this time.
For those who aren't among the millions who have vigorously pored over the 382-page read, the titillating trilogy is about recent college grad Anastasia Steele's torrid affair with mysterious, handsome businessman Christian Grey. On the surface, it may sound like the typical romance until learning that the very core of their relationship is a submissive-dominant relationship that revolves around BDSM. From riding crops to Ben-Wa balls, the book leaves little to the wildest imagination.









From what I have read, this 50 Shades reads worse than stuff I wrote in high school and sounds even less mature. Go out and get the Sleeping Beauty trilogy by Anne Rice (aka A.N.Roquelare for that particular exploration of Beauty's awakening by her handsome prince not in the form of a kiss but by him deflowering her before binding her up naked to carry back to his castle to serve as his sex slave in a series that spans three book.) THAT is a real story as well as the taboo sexual titillation.
Amateurs. Free your mind, people. The rest will follow.
No wonder there is so much gun violence in America. Everyone is totally sexually repressed! What happened to make everyone suddenly go from the free love 60's to the disco 70's and Debbie Does Dallas only to end up back in the 50's again?
"Bless me, what DO they teach them at these schools?..."
o.O