While the rest of the world speculates about who Taylor Swift's latest song "Never Ever Getting Back Together" is about, we can rule out one crazy theory. George Boedecker, the founder of the infamous Crocs shoe company, was arrested in Colorado over the weekend on suspicion of DUI. And the outrageous statements he made during the arrest point to him being on something. The 51-year-old claimed his "girlfriend" Taylor Swift had been driving the car when police found him passed out at the wheel of his Porsche with the engine running. Boedecker told cops that the "You Belong to Me" singer left the vehicle after an argument, TMZ reports. And when asked who his girlfriend was, Boedecker told cops she's "a really f*cking famous" singer" and asked if they were familiar with Taylor Swift, who happens to be spending time on Cape Cod dating Conor Kennedy these days. Boedecker described his fictitious girlfriend as "batsh*t crazy" and when asked where he lived told cops, "I have 17 f*cking homes." And that was the point when the arrest took a Mel Gibson-like turn. None too happy with the prospect of visiting the pokey, Boedecker told cops to "Go f*ck yourselves in the ass." Boedecker's choice of footwear during the arrest was noteworthy as well - he was wearing flip-flops. Ah, the agony of de-feet.

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